A recent report has shown that teams who play in red have a greater chance of winning games than teams who wear less "aggressive" colors, incidentally a report such as this seems to come out about every 3 years (presumably it takes this amount of time to get research funding). This winning record is largely due to the fact that red is "a sexually-selected signal of male dominance".
This explains why the D-Backs negative run differential did not prevent them from winning the NL West last year; these guys are now so damned sexually attractive they are virtually unbeatable. It also explains why the Red Sox won the World Series and why Cincinnati are such a dominant team.
In other news there was delight here in Vancouver this week when the official airport of the 2012 Vancouver Olympics was unveiled. The choice is, wait for it, Vancouver Airport! This shock decision means that I have lost the substantial amount of money that I placed on this honor going to Sky Harbor.